Bingo

Height: 6-0

Weight: 195 lbs

Age: 31

Position: Center/Defence

Flames Comparison

Bill Clement

Background

A woeful minor league tale highlighted by slow feet, cement hands, and a growth spurt too late to save an already doomed hockey career. 

Strengths

Aware of his positioning on the ice, Bingo knows the game, but has neither the speed nor conditioning to take advantage. Great intentions, still working on execution.

Weaknesses

Poor hands, and offensive instincts as witnessed in the Heckle 2001. Team scores 11 goals and you may notice an exact total of zero came from the Calgarypuck owner/publisher. Vows to change all that this year by stealing the Displaced Cup back from the import.

Potential

Bingo's dad uttered some key words early in his minor hockey league career, they've stuck with him ever since - "son ... you have the mind of Gretzky ... the heart of Risebrough, ... but the feet of Charlie Bourgouis.